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Cat
Humour
So True ....

Cat Talk ....
Cat Phrase |
Meaning |
Miaow |
Feed me |
Mrooww |
I love you |
Miaowmiaow |
Play with me! |
Mioawmioawww |
Since I cannot find
anything better to play with, I shall see what happens when I sharpen
my claws on this handy piece of furniture! |
roww-maww-roww |
I'm so glad to see that
you have returned home with both arms full of shopping. I will now rub
myself against your legs and attempt to trip you as you walk towards
the kitchen. |
gakk-ak-ak |
My digestive passages
seem to have formed a hairball. Wherever could that have come from? I
shall leave it here on the carpet. |
mmeww |
I believe I have heard a burglar.
If you would like to go and beat him senseless, I shall be happy to
keep your spot in the bed warm! |
Makes you
Wonder ...
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